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Father's Day Gift - Grilling Apron | etsy


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Stud Muffin Black Cotton Mens Grilling Apron

After a guy achieves a certain age, he becomes more attracted to a comfortable couch and a big-screen TV than to a smokin' hot blond with huge... tracts of land. This transition typically goes through a well-documented progression:

Ages 18-25: Stud 95%, Muffin 5%. Anything in a skirt (excluding Scotsmen) is fair game.

Ages 26-35: Stud 80%, Muffin 20%. At least once a month you pass on a night out with the boys and stay home to watch...
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