How darling! Look at the wittle kitty with prairie green eyes. Don't you just want to gobble her up? …or does she want to gobble you? What do you suppose is going on behind those eyes. Maybe she's planning to shred those really important work documents on the kitchen table, or knock over that irreplaceable family heirloom in the living room! Ah! That face! Can't resist! Must cuddle! Woah. Slow down. Don't get carried away, it's not a real kitten, it's just the Mountain Big Face Kitten Green Eyes Adult T-shirt. It's not going to sit on your face while your sleeping, or use your favorite outfit as a scratching post. No evil plots, just a really f@#*ing adorable medium-weight 100% cotton t-shirt preshrunk to fit you forever and ever.