Admitting your faults is hard. Maybe you are an eavesdropper, or a take other people's wet clothing out of the washing machine type? Sigh. We are serial key losers. That was, until we upgraded from our wimpy round twist of metal to a much more noticeable Harry Allen key ring. (I see you under the couch now, you sneaky keys!) Surely, key rings may seem mundane, but that is exactly why it makes us the happiest.