Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help. Complete with a corkscrew for a leg, and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle.
He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.
So, why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!