Dammit: Rihanna Partied With Those Cute German Soccer Players
[Shakes fist in air. Cries.] Remember all of those too-cute German soccer players you were watching on TV yesterday? Remember that idle fantasy of yours that you'd get to party with them post-cup? Yeah. Rihanna actually did that. And she flashed them her bra, too. Naturally.
A fan of the entire world, Riri has not been shy about her World Cup obsession. Today? She favors Germany of course, and the pop star has even gone so far as to rep the country in her new Twitter profile image, seen above. (But not Instagram, because she got herself kicked off of that, remember?).
Rihanna, today you are our hero. You went where we could not go, and hugged who we could not hug. We hope taking pictures with the actual world cup and the team that won it was everything you hoped it would be. Give those boys our regards.