How Not To Wash Your Midi Rings Down The Sink
We've all screamed. That pained, hopeless, desperate scream of a woman who has just accidentally washed her precious midi ring down the drain. It's a fashion girl problem we know well. Too well. Today, it ends.
Don't listen to the woman selling midi rings in a stall at whatever music festival is closest to you by car! Midi rings will fall off and go down the drain. Trust your instincts! Ooohhh....that looks tiny. And it's just supposed to delicately rest above my knuckle? Hmm...that sounds risky. That's because IT IS. Do you sit in your bathroom and toss money into your bathroom sink for fun? No? Okay then. Keep reading, as we teach you how not to drop your midi rings down the drain.
Step One: Get a ring dish. It doesn't have to be a fancy ring dish, or a clever ring dish, or even a ring dish. Just some receptacle that is dedicated to holding your rings while you perform steps two and three.
Step Two: Put your rings in your ring dish before you go to the bathroom. Or before you do any sort of activity that requires hand washing.
Step Three: Wash your hands. Apply post-wash hand lotion if you like.
Step Four: Put rings back on.
Et voilà! You have just successfully avoided washing your midi rings down the sink! Wasn't that fun? Aren't you so happy you're not crying into a basin right now? Go forth, brave accessorizer, and fear no washroom!