There Is A Kale Martini & You Can Really Buy it & Drink It
I don't care how many other fancy pressed juices and flavored liquors you want to gussy up this thing with, it's still a kale martini, and it's still wrong. I don't want your kale in my martini. I want your kale in my KALE. Kale is what I eat the morning after my martinis to make myself feel rejuvenated, alive, and less guilty. Once you mix kale into my debouched evening you've upset the balance. Stop it right now!
This freak drink really exists, and you can enjoy it at the newly opened Chalk Point Kitchen in Soho, NYC, if you really want to. But I don't know why you'd want to. Because it's kale in a drink.
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