Win White Elephant this year. I don't care if it's not a contest, win it. The office White Elephant exchange is a challenging, and motivating time of year. Nobody wants to give the gift that no one wants to exchange for, but where do you find the holy grail of holiday gag gifts? We all want to give the most hilarious, most desired gift in the pile. Why not start with a mitten flask? Perhaps a jar opener? Run wild with creativity. You're on your own for wrapping paper.