You Cannot Unsee This Fanny Pack
Today, in hipster-bro couture, we introduce you to the fanny pack that just won summer. It's a fanny pack. With a built in speaker. In American flag print. Did your brain just implode? Ours sort of did. Don't be the last bro on the festive grounds without your own means of blasting electronic dance music from your lower torso. How embarrassing. Bonus? Your 4th of July outfit has been determined.
Keep it here, if you truly must.