We know she's got a shaky reputation, but Marie Antoinette had a point with the whole "Let them eat cake" idea. I mean, if someone was like, "You have a choice of this piece of bread or this piece of double-layer pumpkin cheesecake," what peasant in their right mind would choose bread?
Now, obviously we're not saying that one could live on double-layer pumpkin cheesecake. You would need to balance it out. Maybe mix in some German chocolate cake, along with some caramel cream gateau, and possibly a lemon bundt with rasberry rhubarb glaze. But you get the idea.